“I had a dream last night!
“I dreamed we won the MegaMillions!
“We went out and rented a UHaul and backed it up to the toy store and crammed it full of a ton of toys and then drove all over the country giving them to kids.
<Sighs.> “It was awesome.”
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Did you know you married one of Santa’s elves? Cool dream!
I mean, I know he was *good*, but this is ridiculous. And lovely.