*Or, any intense period of Doing the Things You Love to Do Most.
1. Upon landing at home airport, immediately feel lost and bereft due to one of the three following reasons:
a. Am no longer scheduled to the eyeballs and therefore have no idea where to go.
b. Am too used to having only two places to go (home, school) and am therefore boggled by many choices (BAGGAGE CLAIM? GROUND TRANSPORT? BATHROOM? WATER FOUNTAIN? SNACK STAND???)
c. Am ridiculously hungry due to morning spent mooning around friend’s apartment, wondering where other friends are and then realizing they are nowhere near because residency is over.
2. In automobile home from airport, sulk because spousal unit is not a writer and therefore must be terrible company. Anyway, spousal unit is in midst of annoying in-car-speaker-abled conference call and cannot hear you talk anyway. Put hands over ears.
3. Upon arrival at home, spread baggage all over kitchen. Refuse to clean up. Sprawl on couch, morose. Remove brassiere without taking off shirt because cannot be arsed with anything. Pull blanket over self; stare at ceiling.
4. Remember have tons of lavender souvenirs in suitcase and therefore suitcase must smell like Whidbey Island. Open suitcase. Ignore spousal unit’s cry of joy that you are actually doing laundry so soon after arrival. Root through all clothing until find all lavender souvenirs. Leave mess. Bury face in lavender things.
5. Eat egg salad for dinner.
6. Remember that have not watched TV in 10 days. Therefore am clearly in need of 6-hour marathon of Inspector Lynley reruns. (Based on Whidbey-Island-based novelist Elizabeth George‘s mystery series!)
7. Run out of Inspector Lynley reruns.
8. Eat egg salad for breakfast.
10. Set up computer at kitchen bar because cannot stand sight of office.
11. Scribble in awesome new diary from friend.
12. Feel better.
13. Peek at deadlines. Feel immediately worse.
14. Get hiccups. Postpone conference call by three minutes due to hiccups. Hiccup through conference call.
15. Peek into office. See souvenirs from graduation, letters from friends, last Sunday’s NYT magazine.
16. Feel better. Answer e-mails.
17. Clear wall for scenes from needs-dusting-off novel.
18. Send query letters.
19. Put away suitcase. Do laundry. Imagine spousal unit’s joy.
20. Feel better.